A. Dick Duds Now on Sale!

For fans of international singing/dance sensation and industrialist A. Dick Nowakowski, the question is no longer “What I am going to wear today?” but rather “What A. Dick Duds would Dick want me to wear today?”.

A. Dick Nowakowski Sports and Entertainment is proud to announce the launch of its stunning new clothing line for men, women and children – A. Dick Duds! Perfect for home, work or dance, dance, dance, A. Dick Duds are poised to take the fashion world by storm. Designed by A. Dick himself, with help as always from his trusty simian sidekick Andre, all A. Dick Duds are made of pure Egyptian burlap. They are carefully manufactured in the world-famous textile factories of southeast Asia, a subcontinent where A. Dick is revered as a father figure to the legions of Asian youth, whom he has provided with a coveted introduction to the work environment.

Virtually indestructible as a result of the 3-layer poly-resin coating which A. Dick applies to all of his clothing, A. Dick Duds will protect you from a level 5 chemical spill, all the while remaining wrinkle-free for that evening show at the art gallery.

Available styles include:

The A. Dick Poncho – Just as ponchos swept the streets of London and Paris in 2001, A. Dick is betting that ponchos will come to dominate the streets of the Caledon Hills thanks to this new offering. Emblazoned with the A. Dick logo, as well as an A. Dick original hand-drawn diagram that brings the intricacies of trickle-down economics to life when it rains, this is the poncho for avante-garde women and men in the outer GTA!

A. Dick Jeans – Move over Jordache, the one and only A. Dick jeans are back and on sale! More durable than denim, these burlap jeans grab attention whether you are dancing in that trendy new club or checking out the trendy new lounge your friends told you about. With his new one-size-fits-all approach, you are guaranteed to feel comfortable in the hottest jeans mass produced by children in Southeast Asia!

Please note: Long underwear should be worn with A. Dick Jeans to avoid skin irritation. Now made with pocket liners to prevent small items from slipping through holes in the burlap pockets.

Burkas by A. Dick – Always citizens of the world, the design team of A. Dick and Andre the Monkey did not limit itself to so-called Western fashions when developing his exciting new line. This new burka expands on the genius of the Arabian peninsula and brings the burka into the 21st century, featuring a dazzling array of colour choices, hidden pockets for every occasion, and as always, the A. Dick guarantee of protection against level 5 chemical spills. Optional Arabic version of the A. Dick logo is also available.

Here’s looking forward to seeing you around town in you’re A. Dick Duds – after all “If it ain’t A. Dick Duds, it’s just duds!”


A. Dick Duds are now on sale at the Visitor Centre of the Dickland Ranch and Game Farm, or by catalogue mail order to P.O. Box 4587, Station R, Bangkok, Thailand (please note that mail orders must be accompanied by payment in Thai Baht).