Dick Nowakowski's Skidtastic Stain-B-Gone

Savvy entrepreneur and inventor of Dickwash 40, A. Dick Nowakowski is proud to bring you his latest and greatest creation to date - Skidtastic Stain-B-Gone. Sick of coming home from work, or just rolling off the couch after a hard day of watching Magnum P.I. and Star Trek reruns, only to discover a nasty dirt road emblazoned on your jockeys? Tired of trying to hide your filthy shorts from view at the local laundromat? Or worse, from your mom? Unable to venture out doors for fear of having your skid marked boxers become the butt of countless paramedic jokes after being hit by a city bus while crossing the street? Then fear no more! Dick's Skidtastic Stain-B-Gone uses the incredible cleaning action of the world's most powerful chemical bleaching agents combined with urine from the elusive Himalayan yak to remove the most stubborn of stains from your finest undergarments. Available in fresh pine, yak musk and new tutty-fruity scents.

Please contact me directly at dicknowakowski2003@yahoo.ca for more information about this fine product.

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Please note that this product has not been endorsed by any of the following celebrities, Natalee Holloway, Faith Hill, Peter Jennings, Salma Hayek or Marilyn Monroe. Very few animals were harmed in testing this product.

WARNING: Not safe for human consumption, or for use on silk boxers or edible underwear. Avoid contact with human skin. This product is highly flammable and should not be agitated or combined with common laundry detergent. May be used in place of lighter fluid.