Dizzy Dick Brings "Dick" Hop to Tasmania

Burgeoning hip-hop artist A. Dick Nowakowski, or "Dizzy" Dick to his posse, brings his one-man show to Tasmania on October 29, 2004. Crossing the boundaries between rap, country and hip hop, Dizzy Dick's truly unique "Dick Hop" beats will have all of Burnie busting a move. Much like his idols the Rolling Stones and U2, the permit-less Dick will be performing in a rebellious manner from the top of the Marine Terrace Carpark in Burnie, raining his beats to the ground below starting at 6:30 p.m. and lasting as long as is humanly possible. See you all there.

Nowakowski to Streak to D.C. in Protest of Expos Leaving Canada

D i c k Nowakowski, part-time stuntman and full-time Expos fanatic, is set to bare all as he streaks naked from Montreal, Quebec all the way to the streets of Washington D.C. in protest of the Expos leaving Canada. If you support keeping major league baseball in Canada, or simply the right of a man to run naked through the streets, you will not want to miss this historic event. Come down to Olympic Stadium on October 27th to send D i c k off with a bang and bring a permanent marker to sign the petition printed on his back. Pledge your support for his endeavour by emailing D i c k today at dicknowakowski2003@yahoo.ca.

A. Dick Nowakowski's Meet Me on the Shore Jamboree

October 18, 2004

Monterey, CA

Toronto country star Dick Nowakowski hits the Monterey shore on October 18 for a full-fledged jamboree featuring crooner Dan "Company Man" Rabinowitz, Andre the Singing Monkey and a whack of banjos. Often called Canada's "Balding Sinatra", Dick lends his velvety voice to a number of Garth Brooks classics, as well as Nowakowski originals such as "Ain't there ever gonna be peace for them there kids?" The first strains of Dick's voice will drift wistfully out over the Pacific around 2 p.m., with the jangles continuing throughout the afternoon and evening. Families are welcome if in cowboy attire.

Admission is free with a donation.

A. Dick Nowakowski to Spend 78 Days inside World's Biggest Pumpkin

Amateur magician Dick Nowakowski has cleared his schedule and will attempt to shatter the world pumpkin-sitting record by spending 78 consecutive days inside the world's biggest pumpkin without any food, other than the pumpkin itself. This stunt will be performed in support of the New Dawn Moravian Church. Dick will spend the week prior to October 6 carving the pumpkin, which is being grown by Mr. Andre Singe of Climax Saskatchewan and is projected to measure 9 feet in diameter by the time Dick begins his carving. After creating an entrance hatch and a suitably scary face, Dick will enter the pumpkin armed with only a spoon and 17 bottles of Purrell to keep him company. The real festivities will begin when Dick emerges from the pumpkin on December 22, just in time for Christmas. The celebration will include performances by local ecclesiastical choirs and an accapella concert of Nylons hits put on by Dick himself. Residents are invited to come visit Dick during his stay on the corner of 4th Ave and Trafalgar with wishes of encouragement or financial support. Please note that Dick has requested that residents refrain from teasing him with fast food from area restaurants.

Location: 4th and Trafalgar
Admission: FREE

Dick Set to Tumble Down the CN Tower

Dick Nowakowski To Shatter Step Tumbling Record

Date: Sunday, October 10, 2004

Description: Come join Dick Nowakowski at Toronto's CN Tower at 10:00 am on October 10, 2004 to witness his second attempt at setting a new world record for the most steps tumbled down in a stunt fall. You will be amazed by Dick's resilience and elasticity as he bounces down the 1,889 concrete steps of the CN Tower in his effort to shatter Sir Martin Shenton's current record of 109 steps. This is an event not to be missed. Fun for the entire family.

Location: CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario

Dick Nowakowski: A Friend to the Prairie Dog

Come down to the University of Lethbridge on October 3, 2004 and meet the man who spent 14 months burrowed underground in the unforgiving scrubland of North Dakota studying the endangered black-tailed prairie dog. You will be amazed by his tales of survival, as he struggled to eak out an existence in his crudely constructed "prairie-dome" eating nothing but insects, grubs and powerbars. You will be moved by his emotional account of being accepted into the prairie dog clan after helping them to fend off attacks from hawks and a marauding weasel. You will be shocked by his retelling of the fateful night he lost an ear-lobe to a hungry mole that stumbled upon Dick while he was sleeping. Dick will be signing autographs and first edition copies of his book, "My Life as a Prairie Dog". As Dick is scheduled to make an attempt at breaking the world record for step-tumbling in Seattle in October, this may be your last chance to meet this part-time step-tumbler and full-time prairie dog enthusiast. Time: 10:00 - 1:00pm Date: October 3, 2004 Location: University of Lethbridge


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